Vietnamese words describing something or someone that is nasty, annoying, unwanted.
A: why don't you hang out with us anymore?
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (HΓ£m lα»n)
the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.
Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!
Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!
A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.
While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.
That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.
81π 12π
Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.
We pressed ham to another car on the road.
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A delicious baked ham... soaked with 90 proof rum. Made popular by Frank Reynolds on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
βThis is ham soaked in rum. It is loaded in booze.β -Frank
βGod dammit, Frank. Eating you drinks? β¦ That is genius!β -Mac, regarding the rum ham
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Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.
I put my hand down her panties so I could play a little ham banjo if you know what I mean.
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wow man she looks good enough to eat
yer man ill start with the dangly ham