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July 13th

If you are born on this date, it means that your pp is so big

Girl1: i think that david have such a big pp
Girl2: i bet that he was born on July 13th

by GandalfSilente November 9, 2019

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July 19, is the day that the shyist and kind people are born. Lots of people born on this day are short for a long period of time. These people like to stay with there friends and also don't like competitors who try to take there friends away.

July 19, is the day that I was born and my friend was born on this day to, so we felt the same about this.

by TheJuly19th November 14, 2019

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July 27

July 27 is the day the most fashionable people were born, they can’t sing but they are still talented. July 27 is also the day were you do kinky stuff ;)

Friend 1: Hey, you wanna know my birthday?

Friend 2: Sureeee

Friend 1: I was born on July 27th! It’s also known as a kinky day ;)

by UhOhStinkyLeMonke October 20, 2019

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5th of July

Traditional holiday for those who work the 4th of July. Usually involves vast amounts of alcohol, loud music, fireworks, and time well spent with those with who you work with. Often is the drunkest and best day of the summer.

After working on the 4th of July, they decided to celebrate the 5th of July instead.

The 5th of July is the best day ever!

Everyone got trashed this 5th of July

by Remmy and AJ October 3, 2005

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