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Joe Kung

Joe kung

Joe kung dez nuts

Person 1: Have you seen Joe Kung around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1:Joe Kung dez nuts dumbass

by Joe Kung October 29, 2019


kung masta

Kung Masta A retard who is a big BrokeBack and a failure

I am being Kung Masta today

by Pdgffa April 12, 2019


Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam July 26, 2013


Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME

Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!

by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023


Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

by pisodiumis February 5, 2014


Kung Pao Queef

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.

Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?

by CaliforniaYankee88 May 10, 2018


kung fu

1. the art of folding clothes whilst there is a person still inside
2. involuntary yoga

person1: im going to commit kung fu
person2: lol what

by Super pixel March 8, 2022