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a ghetto ass town in northern illinois, where white people are the minority and its full of blacks and mexicans.
is this mexico, or round lake? hmm.. i cant tell. oh wait... theres more drugs here than mexico.
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po-dunk town in Northwest Indiana. Otherwise known as Skeeter Tuckey. Redneck civilization in the middle of the ghetto.
You know a person lives in Cedar Lake if they dye their hair blonde and it turns brassy red.
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Lake Orion
A moderate sized town located in NE Michigan.
The girls , who are often label whores, wear skintight yoga pants, ugg boots, those gay feather hair extensions, and fake Chanel logo earrings.Typically with microscopic breasts and huuge cameltoe. The mostly middle -upper class white teenagers call eachother "nigga" . Guys either are fatter than a fucking hippopotomous and wear JV WRESTLING tshirts, or are skinny pricks that wear shirts that say "A&F Panthers 1892" or some shit. There are a few sexxy ass mofos, but they are quite commonly douchebags, who are pissed they didnt make Jersey Shore casting call. They also enjoy bragging about how kick ass the Varsity football team is, although they couldnt get in to JV.
There are a few good kids in LO. But nobody gives a shiitt about them. But the worst part of all about Lake Orion is that there is absolutely nothing to fucking do.
Residents enjoy binge drinking in eachothers basements for fun. People also enjoy eating at the local diner , G's, where they sometimes serve drinks to minors and make food that tastes worst than dog ass.
If you are as unfortunate as I am to be living in the boring town of Lake Orion, you are one unlucky mother fucker.
Guy 1: "Holy shit, that gal looks like a cheap ass prostitute with them bleachy ass highlites and bra-less tittays!"
Guy 2: "She must be from Lake Orion !! Ask her out , nigga!"
Guy 1: "Naww, I dont feel like getting HIV,Gonorrhea,and Chlymidia. Plus there aint no place to hang out that has a bathroom where she can give me a BJ!"
Guy 2: "God damn, Lake Orion must be boring as hell!! I feel bad for those unlucky motherfuckers!"
Guy 1: "Yeah. Lets go pick up some Rochester babes instead!
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THE most amazing band in the world.
Twins Nathan and Matthew Leone joined with Dan Torelli and Mateo Camargo to form Madina Lake, after both pairs broke away from previous band projects, 'Reforma' and 'The Blank Theory'.
Coheed & Cambria fan: I hate Madina Lake.
Madina Lake fan: I hate you.
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Med. Lakes is the coolest place ever! not just kaz the hottest guy in the world lives ther ((guy)) but everyone there is EXTREMLY nice. Medford Lakes is small but it mucho better then medford((where i live)). People from medford are rich snobs and i really dont like most of them, but people from medford lakes are the best! dont diss medford lake people just kaz they aren't as rich as you are... that doesn't matter.
intresting fact tho... medford lakes only has 7 light posts ((thanx to max and guy who counted. and max lives near 3 of them))
Person:wow look at that person he is soo nice. i wish people from medford were like that
Person 2:medford people are like that but that is deff. a medford laker they are the coolest!
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The gulliest side of Vernon Township, New Jersey where the playas play and the grimmiest thugs and gangsters be at. Where someone could get bucked down for their grill, and more kids get shanked for their sneakers and left in the gutta. Not to be associated with the bitch snitches from Barry or Cliffwood lakes. Only real Gs hold down the HL territory, and don't hesitate to peel caps back if looked at the the wrong way.
"I wouldn't go into Highland Lakes with those new Jordans if I were you. You might get jacked"
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A small town filled with awesome people. The landscape is beautiful but the lake is disgusting. Its small and its boring/gay.
Shelby: Do you like burns lake?
Chenoa: NOOOOO!!! Its Gayyy!!!
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