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Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.
Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?
When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.
After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:
Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.
Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.
a drink made out of vodka and an orange flavored drink (that isn't actual orange juice)
We couldnt make screwdrivers because there wasnt any orange juice at the party, so we made plastic screwdrivers with orange Gatorade instead
A bomb made from a gatorade bottle gasoline water a match and a magnifine glass
I axedently exploded my room with a plastic bomb
celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday
"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack
Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating
An insult to someone who is skinny and weak.
Kid 1: Come on, you can do better
Kid 2: I'm trying
Kid 1: What are you, an airless plastic