Lunch Runner

A lunch runner is a person who waits in the halls of math class ready to book it to the lunch line

yo these lunch runners getting all the spicy chicken sandwiches before i can even get in the line

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These lunch runners on they seconds before i even reach the lunch room

Ghost Runner

Someone's that is not a drug dealer but would sell drugs

I bought a dub from him before it was koo, he's a ghost Runner though

2-Runner

Any rear wheel drive only Toyota 4Runner

Dan: yo Mike I just bought a new 4runner, It's only rear wheel drive though
Mike: Oh it's a 2-runner then
Dan: I guess

Runner awayer

Someone who dissapear like a fuckn ninja.

Lia ghosted me again what a runner awayer.

God Runner

A man with an old fashioned curly mustache!

Jamie from myth-busters. A-lot of god runners in Gangs of New York. A Man with a big mustache is on a game show, the host says " sorry don't mean to giggle but its about time we had a God Runner on the show!

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Pinch runner

When you are unable to complete a task, and need someone to come in and assist you.

person 1: "Hey man, did you see Kleim last night? Kid totally couldn't handle his alcohol."

person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"

runner's privilege

The innate, human...? right to shamelessly ogle, gawk, lech over or perv on the attractive stranger you are crossing paths with whilst out running.

The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.

Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.

Graham: "Every time I overtook a hot girl during the race, I imagined I was allowed to have sex with her."

Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."