shag bracelet

A bracelet given to a friend as a semi-joke, preferably a tasty looking one,woven or made of a thread like fibre.Once it is broken they owe u a shag. Easily obtainable from Camden market, once it is broken there is no turning back. Alternative rules stipulate it is the breakee of the bracelet who must do the nasty with the wearer, not the giver.

Alternative definition: Shag Band

E.G. Babe: Dude, u just broke my shag bracelet!
Dude: Righteous! Doggy-style or missionary?

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banter shag

sexual intercourse with an individual mainly for the amusing anecdote (i.e. a shag for the banter)

-Why did you shag that last night? It looked like an umpa lumpa?

-Not many people can say they've shagged an umpa lumpa, can they?

-That's true. I guess it was a good banter shag.

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shag band

see jelly bracelets. they are rubber band thingys worn around the wrist. if you break some1 elses, you must shag them. (clue's in the name)

i just snapped my shag band
*locks toilet door*

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"wanna shag?".

Basically a term for when someone is asking if you want to have sex.

"Hey Stacy, "wanna shag?".

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sheep shagging

Years ago, because the English have small cocks, their wives would go to Wales for some big cock action. But in order to slip put of town they would have to dress up as sheep so the town guards wouldn't recongise them. Then dressed as sheep they would cross the border to Wales for some proper cock action. Hence the term 'sheep shagging'. But because the small cocks English got jealous they called the Welsh sheep shaggers, which is really an insult to themselves.

Engish Tracy: My husband has got such a tiny cock, I can never feel it.
English Sharon: My husbands cock is tiny too, lets go to Wales for some good hard cock.
English Tracy: But the town guard will spot us.
English Shatron: Not if we disguse ourselves as sheep, then those big cock Welshmen can do some 'sheep shagging' on us.

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shag rag

A article of cloth used to clean up your mess after ejaculation

Jason just blew his load and is franticly looking for a shag rag.

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shag hairstyle

A very popular hairstyle during the late 1970's and early 1980's. It came into popularity with the phasing out of the "afro." Affectionately known as the "black man's mullett."

Brothers used to come their hair back and puff it out at the end to achieve the "shag" look.

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