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When a penis is extruding out of a mans underwear
Dude I was walking around with a peeking stranger last night
When someone holds a Blackcat firecracker in their hand when it explodes. The resulting tingling sensation in the hand makes it impossible to feel your hand. One then masturbates with the affected appendage, effectively performing the stranger.
Last 4th of July, Pete went to the hospital when he attempted the Blackcat stranger with a cherry bomb. He will never play the piano again.
When you and your partner are holding hands and then proceed to jerk your dick off but without letting go of eachother's hand. For example if you're right handed and your left hand is holding on to your partner's right hand, open the palms up with your fingers still interlocked with each other and then place the hands around your penis and proceed to jerk yourself off.
Last night my girl was trying to be cute by holding hands in bed, before she knew it she was giving me a complete stranger.
The act of, while alone on a dark and stormy night, sitting on both hands until they go numb. After numbness has reached its peak, remove hands from underneath the buttox, and place one on your erect penis, performing masturbation while the other is placed on your throat, attempting to block your air passage. This simulates a stranger attemptig to pleasure and harm you at the same time, sending many mixed signals.
Johnny attempted the homicidal stranger last night and went a little too far.
When you pack your mouth full of Orajel to cause your mouth to be numb before bending over and sucking your own dick. This way it feels like someone else is sucking your own dick due to your mouth having no feeling.
Larry what you doing with so many tubes of Orajel? Be quiet Jeremy, this is going to be great! Once my mouth gets numb I can suck my own dick for hours with an oral stranger
Sitting on a grated seat until your hand is numb and masturbating.
Yo man you ever done the ribbed stranger?
People who are affected by the hard side of life.
You remember all the things, all the moments, all the laughs, all the happiness, all the love.
Even though now you walk by them and sometimes you don't even get a "Hi, how are you?", you just know that they are also grateful for every single moment you spent with them. Although life made everyone follow different ways, no one can erase the history you had.
At the end, it was just good to live that with them.
"Didn't you guys used to be friends?"
"Yeah, but we really don't talk anymore since he moved out. I guess we are just strangers with memories now..."