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Bacon Zombie is the name given to an item, meme, or pop culture obsession that becomes overdone (or to the person who refuses to get with the times). The lack of interest in said thing is so high that the mention of it causes fits of depression, annoyance and nausea in anyone who has to listen about such old and worn-out interests.
In "geek" culture around 2005-2011 (current), the two items mentioned more than anything else is a ravenous obsession for all things bacon, and a love of zombies.
When something (or someone) is a bacon zombie, they are horribly boring and tediously uninteresting due to their obsession of over-done interests.
People have moved on, and will leave a Bacon Zombie to obsess in the corner. Sadly due to their love of Bacon and Zombies, most Bacon Zombies confuse this insult with a compliment.
Todd tried to convince his friends to try Planking, but the poor Bacon Zombie was laughed at.
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The one thing mankind has feared for eternity
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
The Center for Disease Control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- Due to an unknown virus. Between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- We warn any readers: DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED FOR ANY REASON. Each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like attitude. No additional information has been given to us about this "Zombie Apocalypse." However, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. DO NOT attempt to run away. In the meantime, residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. Once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succumb to the virus are to be considered EXTREMELY DEADLY and should be killed or quarantined AT ONCE. We have received word that the best way to "kill" the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. However, NOBODY should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an EMERGENCY SITUATION. Once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. This is a warning from the CDC.
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A person who, caught unaware and unprepared, has sneezed, coughed, or otherwise covered themselves in mucus, and is walking towards someone or something that can help them.
As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.
"Joe must have a cold. He ran out of the meeting as a snot zombie."
"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"
A dirty, stank asshole that smells like a dead carcass.
I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
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People who shamble aimlessly around malls and basically just get in your way.
"You keen to go to the mall?"
"Nah, can't be bothered with all the mall zombies."
A person who is influenced by the media's bias on any given topic. These people are very naïve and accept the information thrown at them without feeling the need to do their own fact-checking and research to formulate their own opinion. A non-freethinker.
These people are like Zombies in many ways. The first is as mentioned before - a non-freethinker. The second is that they go after others and spread the misinformation they received from the media in groups. They prey on others and spread this vile disease.
The media-zombies are out ransacking businesses due to the fear-mongering on CNN.
Noun: Someone (usually a guy) who contacts you again after ghosting you, in an attempt to feast on your flesh again
I can't believe that Tinder zombie texted me again on Halloween