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Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.
Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
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The most extreme variant of what the fuck. Considered to be one step above what in the actual fuck.
"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"
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someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro
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when something is simply shambolic/rubbish. the 'lah' is to be emphasised heavily.
Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...
This division 3 football match is absolute knickers lah
Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah
That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah
pretty self explanatory tbh, just an all round geeeeeezeer, always shagging, and vaping with the boys
i wish i was ben (absolute lad)
To be extremely high, and act like a giddy fucker.
That dude is trippin absolute balls right now!
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When in a FPS or Shooter game a player / enemy player is one shot or bullet away from death; the smallest amount of damage will kill him. Popularized in MLG Halo Combat Evolved Tournaments.
He's 'One Shot Absolute'!! Teamshot him and hold your ground guys we got the win!!