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Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.
Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
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The most extreme variant of what the fuck. Considered to be one step above what in the actual fuck.
"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"
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someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro
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first of all you look like you're staring into somebody's soul, the mans on the left.. he somebody's dad for sure. 40 year old man loooks part demon too.. Grab the belt john he boutta whoop some child’s ass. bro the guy on the top left definitely got his haircut at grandmas house I think she forgot he’s a dude. and simon.. if this picture was among us.. you are def the imposterr... looking like you're about to go stab someone 100 times in their slump.. hella sus... thats why im scared bruh
damn bro did you hear about how ayla made that absolute work of art?
Putting immense effort and class into a role or song or being not afraid of going out of your comfort zone with a character.
E.g. You are doing the absolute most in every role and this is why you get every role you audition for. We Stan this (this is a positive thing)
When in a FPS or Shooter game a player / enemy player is one shot or bullet away from death; the smallest amount of damage will kill him. Popularized in MLG Halo Combat Evolved Tournaments.
He's 'One Shot Absolute'!! Teamshot him and hold your ground guys we got the win!!
when something is simply shambolic/rubbish. the 'lah' is to be emphasised heavily.
Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...
This division 3 football match is absolute knickers lah
Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah
That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah