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This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
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false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
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For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.
"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"
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the act of taking a guitar and amp,setting it next to the unlucky individuals head (whilst asleep) and rocking hardcore to wake them up
yea ryan hit me with the metal alarm clock this morning at 6.
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A very grotesque way of waking someone up. To perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel over another persons face and let thier testicles sink into their eye sockets. Then you get you penis erect and begin to beat them over the head with it. Also known as the "T-Bag Wake Up Call"
Tim gave me the Arabian Alarm Clock this morning. So I fed him super-choco-lax brownies for afternoon tea.
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An alert/warning in the United Kingdom that sounds at any given time in the day.
At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.
The tea time alarm was sounded so we drank some tea.
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When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.
I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.
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