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Guy 1 : "Hey, is that Evan over there?"
Guy 2 : "Yeah, he likes horse pussy."
Evan : "HORSE PUSSY!"
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A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay
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A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.
You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
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Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
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Funny, sweet, and hot, too. He is the perfect man, but he can break your heart. He is trustworthy, as long as you get to know him first. If you have an Evan in your life, don't let him go. He is so lovable, it literally just makes me sick. (In a good way). :p
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A very smart and beautiful haired man. He will treat any girl like a goddess if he believes she deserves it. He is the most loyal and caring guy you'll ever meet. Evan also has a great sense of humor and taste in anything from movies and music to food and books. Evan is honest when he needs and wants to be. He can be a little bit self centered but is usually pretty modest. Evan also has an obsession with Legos and Star Wars. Overall, Evan is a completely wonderful guy that 85% of girls want to hold and 25% of guys are a small bit jealous of.
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A stuck up prick who acts if he loves u but never sees u
“Have you seen séan yet “ ...no
“Ugh he’s being such an evan “
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