I stab you

Phrase said at Saugus High School. Attempted by many, mastered by only one.

Mr. Miller, the Euro teacher, can't pull off saying "I stab you". Only that weird kid with the scarf can.

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I See You

In the James Cameron film "Avatar", this is used among the Na'vi as a greeting;
May mean the same as "I love you" or "We are all one"

Jake Sully: "I see you."

Neytiri: "I see you."

Jake Sully: "I see you, Brother... thank you. Your spirit will now be with Eywa, but your body will remain for The People."

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I Hate You

Probably the most honest three words you will speak to your ex but three words you don’t have the balls to say to your ex

Karen: I hate you!
Underpaid intern: I hate you to

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I heart you

A lame attempt by commitment phobes to say I love you.

Commitment phobe: I really, really like you... I think I heart you.

Commitmentphobe recipient: I think I heart you too.

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i got you

For a person to financially take care of the situation that one is in

(Lady) Damn....things are a little hard for me this month
(Man) Don't worry about no bills....I got you.

(1st Lady) Let's go to a club...
(2nd Lady) My money is funny, I can't
(1st lady) Don't worry about it...I got you

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I Bliss You

A three word phrase that males and females use when they are in a romantic relationship and want to say a variety of cute things all at once.

In Example: Bless You Kiss You Miss You Love You Hug You Hope To See You Soon

Carly and her boyfriend are talking to each other on the phone.

Carly: Well baby I'm going to go to bed now

Her Boyfriend: Alright baby I bliss you!

Carly: Aw I bliss you too!

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i love you

three words that don't mean shit. is always a lie if it is just used by itself. the only time it's for real is if that person says more to it.

"i love you"
LIE..

"i love you. you make me feel so special. thanks for being there for me, man."
TRUE...

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