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While in the act of receiving a blowjob commonly referred to as a b.j. or getting head, the blowjob recipient punches the blowjob giver in the nose. This will produce a large amount of blood which will be able to come out of the mouth if the giver spits. As the recipient blows his load at the same time the giver spits the blood on it, this action should produce a red bloody liquid on the penis. The recipient will then fuck the giver until the red is no longer present on the penis. (Has better effect when either of the participants has recently shaved their genital area, giving it the effect of a prickly cactus.)
I was mad at my bitch, so I gave her an Arizona Cactus Swallower.
Last night I tried the Arizona Cactus Swallower on this slut and she liked it.
8👍 8👎
The slimy remnants of being fisted during a prostate exam
Arizona Prostate snot ran down my leg after my exam!
When you fart in a small confined area during the hottest day of the year. Usually the toxic, non visible gas from ones anus is so repulsive that it causes the individual to pass out immediately. Sometimes even leading to a coma.
The aftermath of the Arizona Gas Leak left three members of our party unconscious.
A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.
Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes
Verb: to leave something in the middle of the road, on a highway to get hit by a car.
"we gave our old dog sparky the Arizona furniture treatment"
Arizona Iced tea is the best drink🤷🏽 ♀️
1) “ jit im bout to get some Arizona Iced Tea you want one?”
2) “ IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION BRO😻”