Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners

Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?

bake the steak

Suntanning nude. No tan line. Typically a guy referring to including tanning his genitals.

Anyone want to go to Black's Beach? I need to bake the steak.

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Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

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wake and bake

The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

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T Bake

A burnt scrotum

Damn man, I shouldn't have gone tannin..now I got a nasty ass T Bake!!

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Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked

'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.

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bake sale

refers to a girl who suffers from overweight issues. the term bake sale connotes directly to the amount of rolls the large girl possesses.

That bitch has enough rolls for every man, woman and child of this village. She is like a damn bake sale. Get 'em while they're hot.

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