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An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.
Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.
Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.
Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!
Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!
When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.
That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe
A pelvic style that only Americans love, while Europeans and the rest of the world find it gross, unhygienic and too much resembling a too young lady. So it's not really a compliment if it's not an American calling it so.
Bleah, that girl had a totally bald pussy. Yeah, not just shaved, bald as a tomato!!! It was a total turn off...
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Created by @kasztannoteggsisting on instagram, Bald Rockmar has been a well known meme in the Craig of The Creek fandom since his creation on March 27th, 2022. Bald Rockmar is an edited image of Omar from craig of the creek, the image appears to be Omars current design edited to be bald and have the face of Dwayne "the rock" Johnson.
"Bald rockmar is coming, there is no escape."
"what the fuck are you talking about"