The nightly phenomenon of all the neighborhood dogs barking as a unified body, insuring that none of us are successfully sleeping.
Hark, I hear the midnight bark brigade as it brings me from my nightmare!
Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.
Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.
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"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.
'hey look' *sends a video*
'whats with the weird glasses at the end'
'get barked lol'
'fuck you'
A natural defense that involves producing a powerful fart in order to launch a nestled penis from ones rectum. A barking devil dog can be produced by either gender and is solely utilized to abrupt the act of anal sex.
"If you even think about slipping it into the wrong hole; I won't hesitate to give you a barking devil dog."
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An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.
Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.
"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.
@realDonaldTrump
- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.
I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.
The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.
Dude enough with the ass thunder!
no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
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A grubby, snotty nosed child generally from a low social economic background that can be identified by the way they play by themselves in the tan bark at the playground.
a high class family such as us would never encourage our children to play with the Tan Bark Kid. He has a rats tail and no shoes on.