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A programming language and development environment that object oriented programmers think they are above.
While a windows program with a graphical user interface in C++ may take months in terms of laying the groundwork and API necessary to perform certain functions, the Visual Basic equivalent could take ten minutes.
C++ Programmer: Hey man! What are you programming?
Visual Basic Programmmer: I'm writing something to find all the music tracks on my computer and write their file paths into an m3u playlist.
C++ Programmer: Wow! How long have you been working on that?? It sounds really intense!
Visual Basic Programmer: 10 minutes.. and I'll be done in another 5.
C++ Programmer: Dude, if you were l33t like me, you would be programming in C++.
Visual Basic: Really? Right now I'm writing an FTP Server! What was the last thing you programmed?
C++ Programmer: Um, I wrote tic tac toe..
Visual Basic Programmer: Really? For Windows? That's pretty cool.
C++ Programmer: Actually its for the console.
Java Programmer: Dude, portability is where its at. Your sleasy Visual Basic program is only good on a Micro$hit computer.
Visual Basic Programmer: Yea well.. When was the last time you compiled a java app for a non Windows machine?
Java Programmer: Actually never.
Computer Science College Student who only learned C++: I have never programmed anything useful in my life. I yearn to be one of 3,000 programming a single function working on Microsoft's Windows 2020.
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A mediocre factory or "shit hole" and a place of employment where no one is drug tested, the owners are foreign and no one gives a fuck. Located in Coldwater, OH.
"I guess I better finish this bottle and smoke thia joint. I gotta go to Basic Grain for an interview."
Normal Emoloyee: "Where do you work? "
You: "Basic Grain"
Normal Employee: "Again? This is your 4th time?"
You: " Yep, Baisc Grain for you"
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1. A guy who thinks he's down with it and got it going on but really doesn't at all.
2. A guy with a general lack of imagination when it comes to romantic endeavors.
Yeah, saw Dave the other day wearing those aviators. Really doesn't have the face to pull it off, what a basic bloke.
He apologized and hugged me, such a basic bloke.
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Is an extremely plain woman. Her overall sense of fashion, appearance, choice of food, and mentality is boring.
I just bagged a girl named Chelsea on Tinder, but she's a basic betty-- the conversation didn't go past two messages.
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What transphobes say when someone mentions that they're trans, only for them to realise biology textbooks talk about photosynthesis and the digestive system, and there's no mention of trans folks in them
Jason: "Oh my god, trans people are oblivious to basic biology. Like go open a textbook."
Jasom but slightly smarter: "If you study advanced biology, you would be aware of the fact that queerness limited to humans, but also animals. Basic biology talks about Parenchyma and Photosynthesis, not trans people. There's a reason why gender affirming care is widespread. Your parents didn't want a boy or a girl, they wanted a healthy child. So what changed? As long as they're happy, it doesn't matter."
Jason: "You're right, at the end of the day admitting if I have changed my opinion doesn't entail anything except me developing as a person. Even if the person writing this is a stuck up asshole."
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Pretty basic means very simple.
The maths test was pretty basic,you should have passed without sweat.
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Dark Basic, or DB is a programming language based on the original BASIC language and is very recent. The programming language has good capabilities to be able to create 3 dimensional objects and can code entire games.
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