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Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
an excritiatingly painful moan uttered whenever an incredibly stupid course of action has been taken.
i will make all my lights blacklights! DEEEEERRRRRRRRR
A. One's best friend who is a girl.
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
Der Squid is my best friend
Der Squid is so silly.
DER SQUID! blub blub
the very best beer drinkers and weed smokers. they love having a beer and they are really weird and awkward. but incredibly handsome. everyone loves them...
wow that van der zee is verry awesomely weird...
Aart is someone that says he will do the presentation as planned, when he extually made a better one.
Aart van der Riet and his brains are trash, but Tobias is the coolest!
Ein Freund wenn man sonst keinen hat
P1 “Wer ist das?”
P2 “Der Baum von neben an”