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when something is so messed up you can't even describe it. totally wrong.
cop: that murder in the park was all kinds of fucked up.
was coined by Christian Siriano on Project Runway. and he is a big deal. <3 him
christian siriano - "I'm kind of a big deal!"
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12 different kinds of nasty is to describe a smell thats so horrible,you cannot stay in the room with it without getting sick...
holy shit man,mrs.earle's room smelt like 12 different kinds of nasty that had fermented in the ass-end of a year dead turkey after she ate that sick ass turkey chili for lunch!
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1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.
2. Stepping on dog crap.
3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
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When a guy (the meat) has sex with a girl who is on her period (the sauce) and also has a yeast infection (the cheese). Her vagina = the pocket
I once knew a guy who gave a girl The Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind).
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When you almost get caught jacking off.
Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
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it means that the said person(s), country, society, sub-culture, etc. is mean/evil and isnt know for being very nice.
Guy 1: Shes frickin hott!
Guy 2: Man, i wouldnt bother. Shes not really known for her fluffy heart and kind spirit, if you know what i mean..
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