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When you are chilling in class and get a boner, particularly for no reason. Usually happens in the same classroom every day; particularly common throughout Jr. High and High School
Spencer: WTF, i always get this random boner in Mrs. Cone's room!
Garrett: Yeah, i get one in that class, too. Carver said that it's called a classroom boner.
A game played where two men each defend a goal and hit a ping pong ball with their erect penises at the other players goal. To score a player must get the ping pong ball in the other players goals. Hands are not allowed, the only part of a player's body that is allowed to touch the ping pong ball is the erect penis. The player with the highest score after erect penises shrink wins.
Chaz and Brock got really drunk at the frat party and decided to play boner pong.
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The formal pronunciation of House Speaker John Boehner, incorrectly said to be "John Bayner".
"Didn't pass a bill for hurricane sandy? Shuts down the government? What a John Boner."
"John Boner's name explains himself."
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Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.
Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
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A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
When you need to poop and you get an erection from poo rubbing up against your sphincter.
Man, Joe, I've got a poo boner and I need to use the restroom.
One's facial expression when they have a boner.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.
I thought Colt would for sure smash that girl! He had such a boner face!