Beam Me Up Scotty

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TRIPLE ANNIHILATION BEAM

Official attack of mantralord.

Mantralord pwnd me with the TRIPLE ANNIHILATION BEAM.

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beam me up scotty

Frequently mis-quoted as part of Star Trek, despite never having been said.
The closest is 'Scotty, beam me up'.

'Scotty, beam me up'
'3 to beam up, Mr. Scott'
but NEVER 'Beam me up Scotty'

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Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

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beam me up scotty

a request for cociane

hey beam me up scotty.

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Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating

Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

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beam me up, hottie!

What you say when you pass by a foine specimen you don't know.

Tina: Hey Emma, look at that guy! He is so cute!
Emma: Beam me UP, hottie!
Irene: you guys are a bunch of fags.

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