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beany

beany, some may attribute this to your average beaner, but do not be fooled. it is quite literally, something that is beany. however, it's often used as a derogatory term for men with disabilities, specifically disabled gay men. beany was initially coined in 1837, by Sir Edward Clawfiggle Senior Calvin III, when he called a presumed witch. "you beany bastard, how hath you figgled with my miggle so factiously. I thus coin you, beany." Sir Edward Clawfiggle senior Calvin III has not yet taken legal action against the mainstream large-scale company, "beany babies". I do not understand why anyone would want to name a stuffed animal a beany baby, (disabled gay man baby) as that is highly misleading. however, whatever the case. the company has grown exponentially since the rise of babies being born, and apparently, the name was a statistically thought-out business decision. It could also just be a beany hat, something most beaners wear. as that is their coined trademark. however, I suggest using Beany instead of disabled gay man, as that may provide consequences on mainstream social media platforms. such as tik tok, instagram, and twitter. (now known as X, because Elon is strange.) Elon sounds a lot like elongated. I wonder if he is long.

"man those cherries are beany."
-chad

by snailsies August 5, 2023


Beanies

Xanax

Let’s pop beanies and go to toppers

by yoboyjuicyj December 29, 2021


Beanies

A girlfriend/link. Boys who think they’re on road use this a lot. Basically means a girlfriend or like females that like you.

“I really need some beanies to come and link me fam.”

by ilovemymans August 9, 2022


Beanies

A word used in the plural tense when referring to good looking girls

Yo, where the beanies at?

by Mario08611 August 26, 2022


Beanie Bear

A large, hairy Mexican who loves the cock in and/or around all orifices.

Daaaaamn! Look at the jiggle on that beanie bear!

by Silkies_Man May 28, 2019


mr beanie

Predebut Jeon Wonwoo from SEVENTEEN used to get called like rhat beofre exposing his actual name

-WHO'S YOUR SEVENTEEN BIAS?
- MR BEANIEEE

-WAIT WHAT-..?
-DONT YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT?
-NO WHOS THAT
-SINCE WHEN DO U STAN SVT?
-A YEAR AGO...
-THATS WHY!

by Wonuwuwu February 6, 2022


beanie baby condom

a bunch of crazy softies whom i love dearly 💜💜

beanie baby condom? i love them

by africkingelf October 22, 2019