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Cookin a beef

The act of grilling a hamburger. Or, the act of defecation.

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?

by MetalSlugx October 16, 2011


invisible beef

Invisible beef is when someone or a group of people privately claim to dislike you for reasons unknown. It's when that person goes around talking negatively about you behind your back, informing everyone except you that there is a "problem". when a bitter childish person likes to make bad choices and then point their fingers in blame because you never attended their pityy part.

a hater with an invisible beef

by Levi Royce January 4, 2014


beef shower

A practical joke or method of revenge wherein one unscrews the subject's shower head, places beef bouillon cubes inside, and re-screws the shower head so that when the hot water comes on, beef soup comes out, leaving the subject beefy and confused.

We should totally beef shower him to get him back for sleeping with your sister!

by supernaturale April 28, 2009

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Beef Bayonet

The Penis, especially one of a military man or one of a man dressed in military gear.

The soldier shot the load out of his beef bayonet.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

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Wanna beef?

A phrase used to start a fight. Usually after someone else says some thing really offensive to you. It can also be used after someone show aggression to you. Ex. push hit.

Bill: Your mom's a bitch.
Bob: Wanna beef?

by bobmcdoogal January 20, 2012

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Beef Shakira

A Beef Shakira is when you tie an 8 ball of cocaine to the end of your dick, and fuck a girl in the ass to turn her into a drug mule.

"The feds arrested me at the airport today, I didn't know I had drugs in me, my boyfriend must have given me a beef shakira!"

by 10angrymexicans June 2, 2012

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Beef Arm

A slang word for penis.

It's our third date tonight; I'm gonna hug her with my beef arm

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

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