nigger beer

Any one of a number of cheap and potent beers often found in forty-ounce bottles. Mickey's, King Cobra, Little Kings, Colt .45, Saint Ides, and Old English 800 are all examples of nigger beer.

I'm getting drunk on nigger beer, 'cuz it's all I can afford.

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Beer Angel

The unseen guiding force that watches over and keeps safe the inebriated as they stagger across all six lanes of the North Circular at chucking out time.

Loss of vision or memory, and complete bewilderment as to how you got home safely and in one piece means only one thing, that your beer angel was watching over you.

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Canadian Beer

-the sweet nectar of heaven
-the official drink of God and Jesus

"i drink Canadian beer, my wife on the otherhand drinks american beer because she's a nice young lady"

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neck a beer

To drink a beer quickly, without regard for savoir.

"Quickly, let's neck a beer, and get outta here. This energy is evil."

Weasel Beer

A sneaky drink down your favourite bar when you should really be working

Yo mate... weasel beers at 4pm yeah?

Beer callous

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.

Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.

Beer wings

The phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically impossible feats seem attainable. Often associated with the phrases "Hey, watch this!" and "Dude, check this out."

Man 1: "Hey, what's Brian doing on the roof?"
Man 2: "He's going to try doing a back flip into the pool..."
Man 1 & 2: "Beer wings."