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The act of urinating more than any other attendee at a social gathering, to the point where it becomes extremely awkward.
"How much Pepsi did Ian drink at Doug's party? Cause he was being Keith all night!"
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Someone who repeats themselves or won't let something go.
Someone who keeps reminding you that they helped you out one time.
Remember that item or favor that I asked for 10x already and you said no... can you please reconsider.
Hey remember that time I helped you out
Do you think you could return the favor? I swear I am not being a MO
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The only thing on the Planet that's capable of evil
Animals, people, and the whole fucking planet are only abused by human beings
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Being authentic about where you have not been being authentic.
It was being real of you to tell me this dress made me look fat. Thank you. I had no idea you thought that and I never would have known if you went on thinking I would take it personal.
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Offering either your mouth or your ass as a pleasureable fuck hole to another male in exchange for being able to watch that male take a shit when they have diarhea.
Rob's dad raised him to be a Dimmer.
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A fat, lazy, obese, stationery fat bastard for more than a days time on a couch it's too hard to workout, I know everything about anything and I work harder then any man woman or child on this planet, and I'm never wrong no matter what. Period
Parents asked if I would ever move out I replied " no I'm being a Ross"
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Bes Frens is a type of relationship that is somewhere between being Best Friends and actually dating. The people that are bes frens will constantly make out but will not date for some strange reason. People who are bes frens make out so much to the point where it’s annoying.
Kevin: Hey guys can you stop making out every five seconds!
Brendan: What (kisses Haeleigh) do you mean (kisses again)
Kevin: If you guys like kissing so much then fucking date already.
Haeleigh: No we are (kisses Brendan AGAIN) just Bes Frens.
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