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Hair that is light in color - usually any yellowish or golden shade. Some shades of blonde include golden blonde, white-blonde, and honey blonde. Young children with blonde hair are often called tow-heads, especially if their hair is very, very light. Many stereotypes exist for blonde-haired people such as the 'dumb blonde' or that 'blondes have more fun'. Also simply refered to as 'blonde' or spelled 'blond'.
She's such a blond(e).
Blondes have more fun!
I wish I had blonde hair.
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Devil blondes are black or Asian girls who have dyed their hair blonde. Their hair usually looks terrible and doesn't suit them at all. The word 'devil' is used to describe these blondes is due to them being the complete opposite of natural 'angelic' blondes. The term is not applicable to white brunettes who have dyed their hair blonde.
Devil blondes are dangerous, stay away from them.
The term is particularly useful when describing your love for blondes, for example:
'I love blondes, except devil blondes of course.'
Famous example: Serena Williams
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In Between Blonde And Brown/Ginger
Not Ginger Though
A Dark Blonde With Hints Of Ginger
"Im Not Ginger Im Strawberry Blonde"
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Woman who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black pubic hair, i.e "A Black Box"
Nah John, my wifes not a natural blonde, she's an aeroplane blonde mate, always carries a black box
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1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.
2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
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Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.
The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.
Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?