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When someone or something is totally boring...that they/it
sends you to sleep...
You heard it all before...seen it all before...tell me something I don't know...otherwise mind if I take a nap ?
Doofus: You sexy...you such a fine looking babe...wanna ride it with a cowboy ?
Chick: Um...two words...*snore bore*...zzzzzz
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An anonymous website for students of Dartmouth College that tends to be used to gossip, troll, rank frats/sororities, and poll about random questions. In the past many users would post the name of a classmate so that they would be made fun of by everyone else. The current admin, known as "Jae Daemon," has been recently working to reform the atmosphere on the website and reduce the amount of names of students that are posted.
Users can earn badges on the site in a number of ways, such as posting a certain number of times, earning a number of replies/agrees/disagree, or posting links that are clicked a number of times.
Some people choose to associate a profile name and sometimes a picture with their account. If they post frequently enough they come to be known as "personalities." Many personalities post in their own distinctive style or tone based off of the profile name they have chosen.
I woke up this morning and discovered I had 50 notifications on bored@baker! Then I realized they were all replies to the thread that I had replied to.
Dartmouth Student A: "Hey... have you ever gone on Bored@baker?"
Dartmouth Student B: "Yeah, but not anymore. They say such mean things there!"
Dartmouth guy "Ever since I started using bored@baker I have been procrastinating more than ever!"
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The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.
Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."
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The act of getting a swab up one's pee hole when testing for a sexually transmitted disease.
I had to get my bore punched cause the bitch gave me the clap.
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when your so bored with life that you just spend money to make your life seem more exciting.
ben: what did you do this weekend man?
craig: i went and applied for a future shop card and bought a new 3d tv and a ps3. also went and got a dirtbike....
ben: you already have a 60" led flat panel, and you live in the middle of the city, why did you go and get all that shit?
craig: i dunno, nothin to do.......was bored to debt
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Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.
A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.
Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.
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It is a medical condition that comes from Britain
Call Me Kevin, more like Bore Ragnarok
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