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a broke got no job brotha who no girl wants to mess with
i ain't sayning she's a gold digger but she ain't messin wit no brokey broke
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The understanding that we all are broke sometimes, so the person with money to spend is willing to spend it on everyone involved in the fun times shared.
I love Anna; she's so generous with her broke kindness.
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That one broke motherfucker who brags about how much money they have when they don't have nun.
Kaykay: Damn Hoodiesha! Look at those Jays!
Hoodiesha: Ha those are nice as fuck. But I need my jays to cost even more.
Kaykay: The fuck you mean they $390?
Hoodiesha: So. My parents got me this credit card and there's already $30,000 on it unlike yours.
Kaykay: Bitch you ain't slick. You tried to pay for our food at the food cort today but you couldn't even afford to pay for our 20$ food bitch.
Hoodiesha: * makes a face then turns around *
Kaykay: You bes turn around you damn broke bragger.
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When you have a decent paying job but due to being fresh out of college with massive student loans, car payments, etc you still can't afford to buy or do anything. Opposite of hood rich.
"How are you not going to come out drinking with us tonight when you are makin cash at that bangin new job?"
"Makin cash?? Dude, I am Burb broke..."
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a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.
The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.
Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.
This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.
Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months
y = -717.93 x + 8391.6
Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month
Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0
x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....
Fred: and....
Chris: i have 5 months of finances
Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude
Chris: menial labor, here i come
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I'll get you next time, I'm le broke right now. (proceeds to let friend pay for the meal)
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Someone who asks people to scoop and go now yards at 11pm on a weekday then says they'll give you gas money but instead buys a puff bar then asks you for money also prone to cheating on their girlfriend while living with them
Hey look at that broke box over there what a bum
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