Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s shorts & undies and you spank that person with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.

We Broom Boom’d that nerd so hard! We could count at least 30 bristles on his red ass.

dusty broom

When a man ejaculates and gets semen in ones pubic hair, this also can be applied when the man ejaculates in a women's muff hair wet mop

"Omg I just gave myself a dusty broom"

You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.

A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…

Brooming

Another word for sweeping

Hey Shukri wyd?

Shukri: I’m brooming!

Broom asso

A gay man sweeping the floor with a broom up his ass that was inserted by a straight man

*sees a broom asso* man one “that shit be bussing”

The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.

Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv