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Bryan Santos is that one gay kid in your school who tries to act straight
You know That gay kid Bryan Santos?
He’s gay?
I think
The handsomest and sweetest guy you’ll ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on. It only takes one look to fall madly in love with Bryan. He will stay up past his bedtime to make sure you’re okay, or just because he wants to wait until you’re done with work. He is mind-blowingly hardworking, despite how much he likes to relax. He's the type of guy who is super busy, but will take time from chilling to help his family without complaining. Anyone he cares for is the luckiest person ever, and it makes sense why everyone loves him. He is so amazing that he will move you to tears.
I want to marry Bryan Rodriguez! And raise a pet duck with him!
One of the hottest guys on TikTok
Don’t believe me? See for yourself
Tiktok: bryanmurphyy_
Emily: did you see Bryan’s new tiktok?
Sarah: Bryan Murphy?
Emily:yeah
Sarah: Omg he’s hot
He is a man with many skills, talents and abilities. He is notable for working with the King Of Pop, Michael Jackson and has worked with him in the Dangerous album. He also credited for creating "Do The Bartman".
But most importantly, he is a man that truly defined an era. He has escaped mortality and have reached nirvana, thus becoming the immortal being that he is. He will always rule everyone and all. Praise Bryan Loren and his work. Listen to the Music from the New World!
Steve: "Yo, hows it hangin?"
John: "Nothing much, listening to Bryan Loren"
-Steve falls with his knees, and starts praying profusely-
When you're hitting it from the back and you pull out to far and slide right in her ass hole.
I was fucking hannah last night and ended up pulling a Bryan.
Fat
Usually used in a medical term for obesity, or diabetes
It was a case it 1982 where scientist found an abnormally large child whom was named bryan peralta, Bryan's parents abondaned him to escape the embarrasment from others.No one knows where Bryan is located today, some say you can see him in the streets of houston at 3 am looking for food in the garbage
Someone who is retarded
Has a below average intelegence
usually harasses women to get their social media
Blames women for his social failiures
Damn, Bryan Peralta is a fat ass
Bryan Peralta ate my fucking food again
Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.