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A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.
Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.
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when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember
"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners
this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)
Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"
Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"
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That place up on 5th street in reading. Low quality chinese food. Always hot though. Extremely clean bathrooms. Only place in reading you can get pizza, chicken sticks, and donut balls while eating lo mein.
Jim : Hey, i could use some crappy chinese food
Jo : Let's go to Jumbo China Buffet for cheap food.
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when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.
Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.
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When a woman has a period she bleeds anally vampires like blood make the connection
Ashley: God im in such a bad mood with the vampire buffet in my panties right now
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When a girl has her vagina and anus licked at the same time by two different individuals. This act is a prerequisite to the Eiffel Tower.
Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.
Scott and Ben enjoyed an all you can eat Surf N' Turf Buffet with the drunk girl from the bar. Scott called dibs on her ass.
After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower
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an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".
applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"
"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"
"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"
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