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A nonchalant act or display of complete disrespect - usually immediately after uttering the phrase… “oh word”.
Common forms of “Brooklyn bullshit” include: thievery, beatdowns and… mockery.
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compeletly and totaly unexpected crap that has no meaning. Random, unbased informaiton.
She came up to me and started yelling all this random bullshit.
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A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.
"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."
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A master in the art of making bullshit believable.
Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
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1. An expression used to denote complete and utter disbelief or shock.
2. A way to emphasize a staunch unwillingness to perform an act or express severe disagreeance.
Ex. 1: Lori: Today is my 35th birthday.
Kris: Bullshit's ass!
Lori: It's true.
Kris: You look like you're no older than your early twenties!
Ex. 2: Girl 1: So, you're going to call him back, even though he was a lying, cheating loser?
Girl 2: Bullshit's ass I will!
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When zombies have an unfair advantage over you. Mainly used to describe their speed, as zombies are supposed to be slow, lumbering creatures, but can actually run just as fast as you can, thus making it harder to escape from them.
I can't get over how fast they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, you know?
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An alarm in your head that goes off when someone around you lies, compelling you to yell "BULLSHIT!" suddenly and loudly.
When Tina heard Dylan say he aced the Geometry exam, her bullshit alarm went off, and several teachers frowned disapprovingly when she yelled "bullshit!" in the hallway.
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