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one of the most popular applications on facebook which contains pictures/boxes with words on them that usually express poser-hippies (and all other types of posers), freaks, sluts, and asian-haters, (but mostly posers). sending people bumper stickers relating to an inside joke is cool. however, sending people bumper stickers because you have nothing to do with your sorry life is just unacceptable and rude. People with more than 10 bumper stickers on their profile are losers and have no organizational skills. It is okay to choose the best stickers for your profile and save the rest for personal and private enjoyment. Bumper stickers have the tendency to creep up on you. They do this by bringing stickers to your attention that just so happen to relate to your life exactly, they are scary and magical in this way. etiquette on sending goes as follows: if you are sending to one friend only, make sure it's personal and actually funny. serious stickers make people feel uncomfortable and weird. also, if it's a good friend you're sending to, inappropriateness is a must. If you are sending to a large group of people then make it something all persons can understand. certain types of bumper stickers are emerging as popular: some-e-cards, lolcatz, and anything to do with the jonas brothers are topping the list.
all in all, bumper stickers are just the way to be. let's all remember to keep it classy.
me: "i was up browsing bumper stickers for 8 hours last night!"
you: "yeah i got 16 bumper stickers from you, i like the lolcatz one"
me: "yeah tru dat, my favorite bumper sticker is the 'how did you find my village' one!"
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Another term for a golddigger. A woman who judges men by their ride, often jumping up the scale from Civics, to Accords, to Lexus, BMW , Mercedes and Audi. Said women are young attractive, and usually frequent or work at trendy bars, clubs or resteraunts.
Dude, forget about her. She's a bumper jumper, and you drive a Dodge Neon.
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Cassie Balleza from chowchilla that is really RANK. she smells like cottage cheese!!!!! shes a fat stupid bitch and often fucks sara merical, also a clam bumper who smokes oregano and thinks its bud!
Sarah and cassie fuck when they are together
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When you run your cock between a girl's fine-ass titties.
''Let's play some bumper pool, baby!''
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a lesbian
if she isn't a fluff bumper, I don't know who is.
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Basically a commen term used for three gay men that have been best friends for a long time or a group of guys who like to get down with one another.
Or when a girl/boy wants to make her boyfriend and or best friend look like total hom-oh's .
It's also a very catchy saying to be used by all women/men .
"teeheehee you guy's are like total bumper but buddys"
"You douche thanks for giving me hug now that chic totally thinks im a bumper but buddy man.
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When you are in the doggystyle position, pull out and spray your cum on the girls ass, her ass of course being the bumper, and then your cum the sticker. Adding a nice slap is also good for those bitches who like it rough.
You: hey bro you'll never guess what happened last night!
Friend: what happened?
You: I totally gave my girlfriend a bumper sticker last night.
Friend: wow. Normally I'd assume it was just a normal bumper sticker, but because of how much ass you get because of how cool you are, it sounds oddly sexual. What's it mean?
You: yeah I totally do get lots of ass, and its when you pull out and cum on they ass.
Friend: cool I did that to your mom last week!
You: yeah she's a whore.
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