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purple burglar alarm

the phrase scottish people can't say

person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm
Scot: purlpe burgalr alamr

by pseudonym6298 February 12, 2022


In-N-Out Burglar

A man who jumps into your car and tells you to drive. When you stop, he steals whatever is in the car, jumps out and says 'Boo ya!'. This man could be drunk or have a gun or both, and he could also be extrememly tattooed.

The phrase is used in a TobyTurner Youtube video, when he is talking about how his MacBookPro, iPad, camera and expensive electric shaver got stolen. The phrase was coined by Toby's friend Tanya's friend, Eddie.

"Somebody jumped into my car - it was me and Shaun. We're in the car, somebody jumped in, just totally drunk, and basically told us to drive - he didn't have a weapon or anything or a gun, but he had his hand in his pocket, and he was a shady character, and he was talking about, you know, just slurring a bunch of random things to, like, get us to drive, and then he just kind of more... " - Toby Turner

"I'm going to the Police Station after that with this Americano. I'm gonna tell them he had tattoos... the In-N-Out Burglar!" - Toby Turner

by TobyTurnerFan101 February 28, 2011

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turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 28, 2004

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In-N-Out Burglar

One of Toby Turner's few weaknesses; along with sharp swords that can't open up video games, birds, planes, flowers, and the sun.

Toby: "I'm gonna tell the drive-thru that I just got robbed. It's gonna be a bunch of balls... She's gonna ask me how I'm doin'."
Hothothot: "Welcome to <indistinguishable> how are you doin' today?"
Toby: "Terrible."
Hothothot: "I'm sorry?"
Toby: "I got robbed. I got robbed yesterday."
Hothothot: "You got robbed?"
Toby: "Yah, they stole my Macbook Pro."
Hothothot: "Awwww, I'm sorry."
Toby: "He's called the In-N-Out Burglar, he jumped into my car at In-N-Out, everybody knows him as that."
Hothothot: "What?!"
Toby: "Yah! At In-N-Out Burger, stole my laptop..."
Hothothot: "<laughs>"
Toby: "And then he jumped out of the car and said booyah."

by SaxGLaDiator June 19, 2011

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Turd Burglar

someone who stinks and has always got snoton their clothes. Example stinks

You are a turd burglar

by gaylord March 23, 2005

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Dick Burglar

1. A woman (or man) who talks to a man to intentionally take or "steal" him from another woman or man.

2. A mean individual who flirts and speaks or touches another man provocatively with the intent to 'take him away or steal' him from another individual with the intent to hurt the individual's feelings.

Girl 1: "I was on a date with him and she totally started flirting with him and kissed him!"

Girl 2: " Oh my god, she is such a Dick Burglar!"

by CNTT March 21, 2010

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cat burglar

some1 tat drives a saturn about 5'9 6'2 half argentinian half brasilian. tat die.go

oh no da cat burglar has taken my car while pretending to be a pizza boy urgh tat die.go

by catburglar1992 January 8, 2010

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