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cunt butler

Someone who is so pussy whipped that they wait hand and foot on their otherhalf.

Is Andy out tonight?

No hes being a cunt butler and running her a bath

by Fotzenkneche September 28, 2018


Bruno Butler

The act of trying to get attention by being wicked bruno. A person who acts cooler than they really are. A drop out. A person Without a Liver because they drink way too much.

He says he's going to the recording studio and hes pumped but he's really Bruno Butler.

Matt: "I like men."
You: "Your Bruno Butler."

by brunobutlerphobe November 10, 2011


Crumb butler

One who sprinkles little bread crumbs over your body before inserting his tongue into your anus

I didn’t realize Tina was really a crumb butler

by TheLaur June 19, 2021


Malcolm Butlered

(verb) 1. Getting dressed and ready for a big moment and getting turned down, dismissed or declined to take part in something.

2. To decline or remove out of foolish pride.

Malcolm Butlered m AE l k uh m But ler D
1. I got dressed and ready for the big dance but got Malcolm Butlered at the entrance by the professor due to disciplinary actions.

2. We got dressed and ready for the big meeting but we got Malcolm Butlered by the client due to our differences.

by mycousingeorgie February 9, 2018

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seggsy butler

basically like Barbatos from obey me

can't date him tho he's programed to be undateable

person1: hey dude can you name a seggsy butler?
person2: i only know Sebatian and Barbatos

by i am d ond September 3, 2021


text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019


kp and butler donny boys

two of the best species of men you will ever come across pure bad boys born and bread fuff as fuck fuck and good in bed

kp and butler donny boys boyo shit if I had a kp or a butler I'd be wetter then a spastic chin two of best species of men you will ever come across pure bad boy born and bread ruff as fuck and good in bed

by kp butler donny legends July 22, 2022