Brownie Button

Sarcastic term for giving someone unnecessary recognition. Similar to a pat on the head or back. From the younger Girl Scouts called Brownies that are given buttons or badges for good deeds or accomplishments.

Calm down John...I'll give you a Brownie Button for not punching that rude old lady in the face for giving you the finger!

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placebo button

Pedestrian use button placed at traffic lights so that mere citizens are deluded that they actually have some sort of control over the sequence of said traffic signals where in actual fact the system is of 1950s vintage & will change colour every ten minutes regardless.

"Ah! the lights are against me, but what's this? A control button! I'll press this & the little white man will flash & I'll be on my way. Isn't technology great!" Another cruel trick from our heartless government,a placebo button.

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'like' button

clits

she really enjoys when you touch her 'like' button

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Button masher

Your little brother who doesn't know how to play so he mashes buttons.

My brother is such a button masher.

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belly button

something that looks WAY sexier without fishing tackle hanging out of it.

something too often adorned with jewelry by Trend Victims.

Did you see Amy's belly button tackle? What a fuckin' trend victim.

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button mashing

What most people do while playing soul calibur. When a person doesn't now how to play a fighting games and just randomly presses as many buttons as they can. Usually the people who do this think they're really good at the game even though its really cheap.

Shoshana thinks she kicks ass but she really just is a damn button masher.

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asshole button

the button on the side of a cell phone to hang up on a caller before you even pick up.

used when you can't or don't want to talk to someone.

also known as the 'fuck you button'

"I've been trying to call Lisa, but she keeps pressing the asshole button"

"My phone rang in class and I had to use the asshole button."

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