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Calvin is a calvina nice but very strict person who always wants to be knowledgeable
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Calvin is so dumb and knows noothing in his life
calvin is my best friend, the love of my life, my everything. he means so much to me way more than he’ll ever know. He is the most thoughtful, trustworthy, and all around amazing person i have ever met and that is nothing but the truth. Calvin makes me know that i’m the most lucky person on the planet, he’s always there for me and i know that i can always count on him. I love him so so much and i’ll always be by his side ready to fight any battles that come our way❤️
calvin is the most amazing person ever and i love him so much❤️
calvin is the love of my life, my best friend, calvin will always be here for me, he is so so amazing and makes me smile all the time, he is so so handsome and he’s perfect in every way, i love him with all my heart, he respects me more than anyone and is so caring and thoughtful, i truly love him so much
Calvin is the person meant for me and i can’t imagine my life without him
sheesh look at that absolute dumptruck, he must be a Calvin.
Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).
The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.
Middle schooler that looks like a twig
Oh my god. Calvin is so annoying.
A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone
Calvin is a fatass