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Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022


dick capital

The social, political, and economic capital a male gains by being male

He got to speak over her in class - yeah, that’s dick capital right there.

by Spicy Kale June 15, 2018


Southern Capital

1.) The capital in the south.

2.) The former capital of China during the Republican Era.

3.) The true capital of China.

4.) Better than Beijing.

5.) Also called Nanjing.

1.) The capital of the Republic of China was Nanjing. This was in response to distance the new Republican Era from the Qing Dynasty, which had its capital seated in the Forbidden City in Beijing.

2.) The southern capital of China is Nanjing during the Republican Era from 1928 to 1949.

by Chiang Kai-Shek July 28, 2018


Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.

Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!

by D-Train312 March 30, 2012

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emotional capitalism

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.

As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.

by EmotionalCapitalist December 29, 2011

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Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.

Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.

by Sazzy J October 23, 2015

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Psychiatric Capitalism

Psychiatric capitalism, also psychiatric neoliberalism, is a term used to refer to the idea majority of mental health services, such as psychology and psychiatry, actually works for capitalism and neoliberalism, creating mental illnesses in order to increase the capitalism inside mental health. The term is heavily used to refer to what DSM and NIMH actually do.

"Psychiatric capitalism is a serious problem, it lead into things like psychiatrizationism, psychiatrism and scientific centrism."

"Anarcho-scientism would be good to counter psychiatric capitalism and scientific centrism... The problem is how to do it."

by Full Monteirism January 24, 2021

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