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another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.
Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!
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When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.
Sam: What the heck is the new guy damian doing?
Chad: hurry up and move...he's carpet bombing!
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When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.
You keep messing with me woman and you'll end up with purple carpet.
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The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.
Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".
Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
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The twat hole. it the female sex organ
she had a tight carpet tunnel.
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A very hairy butt crack
Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!
The act of tripping when walking down a carpeted area. It is the invisible dog you trip over.
I was chatting with a friend and all of the sudden I trip in mid-air and yell Carpet Dog.