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The act of masturbating under your carry-on luggage while on a plane flight.
I don't know if I can last this whole 2 hour flight without mastutbating. It's time for some carry-on tuggage!
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Carrying an umbrella is a secret sign for batting for the other team
Clearly Noah carries an umbrella, he loves men.
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Best fucking chick EVAR. Increidbly horny, and knows what kancho means. What could be better.
Fairy is friends with Kinky Carrie
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A sexual act where the mans penis and balls are put into her mouth all at once.
Sandy has no gag reflex, I bet she could do a carry-all.
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You’re crazy typical backyard neighbor, she’s loud, idiotic, and seems drunk 24/7.
Mom: Hey sweetie, is that the Crazy Carrie?
You: Yeah.
Mom: Lock the windows and make sure the dog doesn’t come out.
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When you have a druggy girlfriend, but try to hide that detail from everyone .
I would hang out later, but sorry it's a conceal and Carry night .
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A strong bond between a beautiful princess and her perfect prince in love with eachother yet neither of them have the courage to tell eachother. Finally brought together by laughter, their relationship is as strong as an ox but as people undermine them they still dont let it get to them and stay strong till the end. This couple is the perfect, long lasting match and, in the coming years, marrige is on the horizon.
I wish i had a relationship like carrie & tom.
I think carrie & tom are the perfect couple.
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