cart-o-shit

when you find a hiden cart of random trash that someone has hidden, to get out of cleaning it up.

Hey, what's that?

Oh, it's just another cart-o-shit left from task time today.

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Cart Dwelling Asian

1. Someone full of Asian culture.

"Emily, you are such a cart dwelling Asian!"

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À la carte

When someone gives oral sex for 5 - 10 minutes.

“How was last night Rosie, did he go down on you ?”

“Oh yes, it was à la carte. It was amazing”

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À la carte.

The act of being dressed only on the upper body, leaving your genitals exposed.

Every time i take Ambien I end up À la carte.

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crash cart beat

A part of a song, full song, or beat in a song that is so nasty that it could potentially give you a heart attack, therefore rolling you out on a crash cart in the middle of the show.

1: Yo these crash cart beats are rolling over our faces.

2: Yeah man Skrillex is the sh*t!

shopping cart gridlock

When you are grocery shopping during the rush hour and you can't get through the aisle because there are too many carts in the way, can't back up either because other shoppers piled in behind you and nobody can move.

I can't get to the tostada chips & jalapeno cheese dip, I'm stuck in shopping cart gridlock...

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banana shopping cart

When yo lady is on all fours and you pick her up by her ankles while you are fucking her from behind. Then your friends paint their dicks yellow and fill her like a shopping cart. For an added special touch you can put a grocery bag over her head.

Hey bro wanna come over tonight and banana shopping cart my girl?

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