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A woman that is the opposite of a cum dumpster, only wants your cum inside of her.
Judy: Babe, a cum dumpster is so degrading. I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Oooh, come here my little sperm processing center. I have a delivery for you.
A boyfriend or girlfriend with exceptional active listening skills , oozing empathy and encouraging people to speak up their minds.
A former call center agent.
Anyone who has survived a call center job.
Will fill in the "ideal partner" role quite comfortably.
- how come you are so talkative and know all the right words to say?
-do you like it?
-totally
-call center-baby! It's inhumane. Makes you see the black holes in people. So i get you...
A state one finds himself in on the mornings of any given weekend. Lounging on the couch all morning causes a person to watch Sports Center on repeat until they have seen every weekend highlight several times.
Dude, I really need to go do something today, otherwise I'll be stuck in Sports Center Repeat all day.
A dumbass high school that isn’t really a high school. A place filled with ass fucked teachers, and weird kids. As soon as you enter the shitty hospital looking building, you’ll be yelled at by someone who stands at the door, since you don’t have your ID on. Then, when you go down to house 100 to get a new ID (for 5 goddamn dollars, I might add,) you immediately get dress coded as you walk in for the leggings you are wearing. my point is, this school is ass. it’s basically just a great value Allen High School teachers are pretty shit, layout is shit, lunch system is shit. trying to get up and down the stairs without being shoved is shit. everything is kinda just...shit.
Guy: “Hey, you go to the Lowery Freshman Center right?
Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”
Guy: “I’m so sorry.“
Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”
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The anus (asshole) where some people will hide contraband or things they don't want found in their possession such as drugs.
I got strip searched at jail, but I hid my drugs in my back center pocket.
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(noun): The best school of all eustis as were the students are higher than their grades half the time, as the teachers.
They have hot teachers, and slutty girls. Looking for a one night stand? Hook-up with one from the curtright center.
Damn that girl makayla looks like shes up for a good time, slutty, and sexy a'f, she must go to eustis curtright center!
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1. Open a bottle of syrup and insert it into the anus or vagina of a sleeping person.
2. Jump on the bottle.
Malcolm owed me twenty bucks, but he was broke. I took him to the Vermont Welcome Center, and he hasn't asked for money since.
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