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An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing
Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!
Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.
Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"
Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.
meaning that a food/drink is amazing and gives the feeling of being full almost immediately.
"Man that burger is certified gas bro"
Any Female Who 'Kidd Hydro' Calls A 'Bhaddie' Is Automatically Considered 'Certified' .. Which She Is Now A Certified Bhaddie
SHE AH CERTIFIED BHADDIE FOSHOE
Used to describe oneself highly and on top of others
"Yk I got that beamer, Certified Stepper"
Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.
Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.