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Best meme page in existence, better than any non-King's college meme page. Made by the people, for the people. Praises our Lord and Saviour Rick Astley, champagne and the Chaplain.
For the many, not the few.
Some say it was made by the same people who made the Van of Life.
Kinda like the Christ Church UD entry, but better.
Interviewer: So why did you choose King's?
Interviewee: Why, for King's College Memes for Champagne Socialist Teens, of course!
Interviewer: Congratulations, you are in!
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Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
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These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻
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When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.
My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.
A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the champagne you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys
“Hey you wanna pair up for Champagne and Shackles on Friday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”
A firm piece of turd, followed by unexpected stream of diarrhea.
I went to the toilet and took a champagne.
When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.
Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.