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when a naked woman does a handstand while you get on a ladder and the guy (or girl) has diarrahea on her and then jizzes so it looks like a upside down cheescake.
upside down cheesecake
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a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.
Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.
Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit
A genderfluid woman who is beautifully hypnotizing towards some people base on their personality. When a strawberry cheesecake boy beautifully hypnotized you by being flirty or acting like they like you, just know its all fake. if they ask you out they are trying to see what type of person you are. But if you are trying to leave them they might as well come back for revenge in any type of way. If you notice you are dating one just know that you should stay around them at all times with smiles.
A Strawberry Cheesecake boy will dress in a ouji or victorian style at night and dress normal in mornings.
A strawberry Cheesecake boy is also known for looking young as always and being fun, active, also for having multiple personalitys.
I found someone who was apparently a Strawberry Cheesecake boy
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When you bust a nut on her booty and she tells you to eat it
Girl 1: he even did reverse cheesecake on me
Girl 2: omg he's so naughty
A cheesecake, mostly made by a godly ruling figure (hence Abba) in a large, dystopian-corporate factory/society. The cheesecakes are manufactured using living matter and feces, then frozen and shipped to dispensaries around the country. Citizens can only eat Abba Cheesecake, or else they face incineration.
Sarah: "Did you get your Abba Cheesecake at the dispo today?"
Thomas: "Not yet, I'm not very hungry, so instead I picked up a granola bar from a dealer."
Sarah: ~dials authorities~
CockBlocker who can't stop saying dumb shit about Cheesecakes.
At least it seems like he knew Cheesecake McGee was being a real fuck ass
Over 65 dick cheese
My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake