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My Chemical Romance

A band that saves lives.

"MCR is a band that wants to save your life" -Frank Iero, My Chemical Romance.

by vampires-exist August 10, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance, in simple words, is one of those degrading, whiny, semi-conscious bands that have broken into the American mainstream in an unexpected manner. People who ingest the โ€˜musicโ€™ that this very overrated, and yet under talented band makes are either misguided or completely daft.

The other day, I attempted to watch a My Chemical Romance music video. Good God. These amateurs make utterly dreadful music. As I watched, it disintegrated some of my valuable brain cells, and probably lowered my IQ by a minimum of 10 points. Seemingly, I lived, only to witness and hear half of the repulsive video.

Now, a hardcore My Chemical Romance fan, fueled by angst might pop out of nowhere and flare, โ€œShut the hell up, My Chemical Romance is real music fool!โ€™โ€™

Real music? You are mentally incapable of comprehending that My Chemical Romance is deceiving you by representing fashion through sound waves. Yet again, how is it real music when the drummer who is non-proficient, is banging away monotonously on the drums, and the guitarist scrubbing away deviously on his guitar which is out of tune? And yet again, the so-called infamous โ€˜vocalistโ€™ Gerard Way, attempting to whine out meaningless trash fixated on that musical rubbish, which is weak and tasteless.

How can you even admire such gibberish? Gerard Way sounds as if he was impregnated by an incubus, and is failing at breath, trying to give birth to a demon baby.

Donโ€™t you get it? These imbeciles are attempting to get placed on a pedestal and paid millions and millions of dollars, utilizing their horrible trash. Their angst instigated nature is encouraged by the mainstream MTV, where they can relieve their heinous videos in order to get drowned in a pool of cash. You have to understand that these ugly music videos are nothing but marketing tools intended to promote the sale of music recordings.

My Chemical Romance is nowhere near art. Their โ€˜musicโ€™ can be compared to someone who is spilling raw, viscous paint on a canvas. Now let me give you an example, regarding this. Let us take a real musician, Robert Fripp for instance and the amateur Gerard Way, and tell them to design a statue of a man. Robert Fripp has sculpted a statue, which has a very complex structure, with different kinds of moods and colours, pertaining a very concise texture, and is worth enjoying looking at. Gerard way, on the other hand, who has no knowledge of this, has made a statue with no basic structure or texture at all. Evidently, the deformed statue that he has attempted to make will collapse. If you turn this into music, you will see the differences.

My Chemical Romance concentrates on their image, more than they could ever dream of focusing on their music. The babbling of teenage girls concerning the โ€˜sexinessโ€™ of Gerard Way, is rather disturbing. Letโ€™s face it, just look at him! His grotesque image is imprinted upon my brain. Itโ€™s really hard to believe that these immature teenagers find him attractive, and are willing to mutilate their body parts for him.

These nitwits, who dress silly, are a threat to actual music, any individual not deprived of average understanding of basic logic, will comprehend this.

The conclusion? Maybe you could find yourself some real bands and then devote your life to them, instead of wasting your valuable time and your unworthy life listening to such trash.

My Chemical Romance fan: Oh!!111!! McR is teh godz!!!

Intelligent person: Shut up, you idiot.

by Masnoon May 6, 2007

175๐Ÿ‘ 235๐Ÿ‘Ž


my chemical romance

Second Best only to Green Day, they f*cking rock and are NOT emo!
They are better than any crappy chav music or irritating music like crazy frog and candy shop.

e.g mcr are a band that rock

by Kyutekitty July 3, 2005

79๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance are a phenominal band based in New Jersey, USA. Fronting the band is revenge-obsessed Gerard Way, born April 9th 1977, along with his brother Mikey (born Michael James) on bass, Frank on rythm guitar, Ray on lead guiar and blue eyed boy Bob Bryar or the drums. The band have now released three amazing albums, including the hyped 2006 release The Black Plague, I mean... Parade. The album was a hit with the mainstream, with chart friendly singles like Welcome To The Black Parade, Famous Last Words, and now overplayed Teenagers. The album was a let down to many fans, who were looking for a more crazed feel like their previous album's I Brought you My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love (2002) and 2004's highly anticipated Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, the album that established My Chemical Romance with frontman Way's artwork gracing the cover. In early 2006, My Chemical Romance also released a CD/DVD tell all called Life On The Murder Scene, where the five beautiful boys talk about the bands ups and downs and how they made it.

My Chemical Romance are said to be releasing a new album sometime in 2009, with a more Bullets-esque feel. All I can say is that I think My Chemical Romance is an amazing, beautiful band and I wish them all the best for the future!

My Chemical Romance flooded the mainstream in 2006.

by Dani Blackhearts January 10, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


my chemical romance

a great band and if anyone has a problem with them we don't want to hear it, we like them so get lost. my friends dad said that chemical romance could also mean my love for drugs.

just listen to there albums...

by abi April 1, 2005

72๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


My Chemical Romance

A band that isn't technically emo or punk. Their appearance implies that they are either emo or somewhere in the wannabe punk genre with good charlotte.

Just like most bands, their fans ruin them by either insisting that they are punk or emo.

Person A: I listen to My Chemical Romance because their emo lyrics are so heartfelt
Person B: No way man. MCR is pure punk
Me: SHUT UP YOU STUPID COCKFAGS

by Ethan H. January 3, 2006

52๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


My Chemical Romance

An amazing band! Tons of people say they are emo shit or punk posers or goth or whatever. THEY AREN'T! They have even said that they aren't emo, aren't punk, and aren't goth! They consider their music violent-pop. MCR is a great band and anyone who says otherwise probably likes to listen to "good" *cough* music like Lil' Jon! Or the totally non-poser band (right...) Simple Plan!

Pathetic Loser: My Chemical Romance is total emo shit! I love Lil' Jon though!

Me: Yeah. Lil' Jon has talent. He can yell stuff he didn't right with his annoying voice. Wow.

Poser: I love Simple Plan! They're punk! My Chemical Romance is goth and emo and I hate them.

Me: Simple Plan? Punk? Poser is a way better way to describe Simple Plan! My Chemical Romance has talent and aren't goth, nor are they emo!

by Connnuhr August 19, 2005

74๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž