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The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
A perv in his early 20's always trying to give lil 12, to 15 yr old girls hugs.
Lil girl stay away from them chester pride, you knw they only tryin' to feel yo mosquito bits.
the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.
Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.
When a face mask obscures the lower portion of a beard, forcing it out the sides
Dude 1: "Holy shit?!!?!?!?!? Is that the 21st president of the United States!?!?!?!?!!!?
Dude 2: "Nah, its just the Chester A. Arthur Effect."
leo chester has a little penis and is trash at soccer and a sexy beast and dates the most gorgeous girl in school...
Leo chester is a sexy beast
When you have painful diarrhea following excessive consumption of Flaming Hot Cheetos. The spirit of Chester the Cheetah is having revenge upon your rectum!
I ate two entire bags of Xxxtra Flaming Hot Cheetos last night, and I had to call out of work today because of Chester's Revenge!