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A person(friend, SO, etc.) you enjoy to bite or nibble on (especially people with biting fetishes or furries), or a friend you tease with biting because the squirm away from it.
"I'm seeing a lot of marks... Have you been playing with your chew toy again?"
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A type of dildo. The day before, the man will take a shit on his girlfriends chest, then the guy will have sex with his girlfriend. After sex, he will jizz a stripe down the shit on the chest, let it dry, and roll it all up in a long stick. Then, put it in the freezer. The next day, this will be used as a dildo.
Dude 1: Yo, my marriage is failing, any tips?
Dude 2: Yeah, just give her a charleston chew, she will love it
Dude 1: What is it?
Dude 2: (explains)
Dude 1: Dude that's gross, but I like it.
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man talk, netotiate by pulling each other through the mud as if tugging on a rag that attached to your nashing teeth.
As two male dogs may tug, or "chew the rag" between them. Fighting to gain an advantage by moving up the rag, or rope.
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Having a bad day
"My day was going fine until my boss Aaron fliped out, after that I was chewing penis all afternoon" He is such a jerk!
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Chewed up is what you are after you've been chewed out. Its I guess a mixture of mad/hurt. And I totally made it up.
Amanda was all chewed up yesterday and got mad at me for like the stupidest reason. I think her and Ben are done.
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When you see someone driving in their car and singing along to an eminem song. You can't hear their words, but you know it's an eminem song because it's so loud.
homeboy 1 - "Look at that girl in the car next to us! She's chewing eminems!"
homeboy 2 - "i love his new song"
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noun, adjective, verb; pronounced key-p choo-een.
Any question and/or answer can be responded to with this phrase but mostly it is a response to blatantly incorrect verbal assumptions, a sufficient avenue to tell someone that you don't respect their opinion or a suggestion to perhaps continuing doing what you are doing despite it's inconsequential nature.
It is a fine excuse for just about anything.
Example #1
Gary - "but I don't like frozen candy bars and I certainly don't even like unfrozen Mixed Nut Snickers."
Bob - "Keep chewing"
Example #2
Rogelio - "The sale of my house fell through and now all that shit you helped me put into the moving trucks is in limbo. What am I going to do?"
Jim - "Keep chewing..."
Example #3
Jeremy - "Did you get me Taco Bell breakfast yet?"
Scott - "Keep chewing."
Example #4
Wife - "You kept chewing last night."
Husband - "Yeah, I was hammered."
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