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1: A very strong man he is said to be god himself
2: A threat
Guy no. 1: im goin to kick yo ass
Guy no. 2: Im going to chuck norris yo ass
Guy no.1 : *runs away*
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The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.
Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris
"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"
-Chuck Norris
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Line used in dodgeball. Used to describe someone who just ruined your day. Often bugly or uses Nautalis regularly.
Note: This is not a scene Deffinition
Jill--Jessie You look fucking fat today
Jessie--FUCKIN CHUCK NORRIS!
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When this legendary man awakes, the world is gonna end. History predicted the year 2000, which was in fact true, but he only awoke to go in the bathroom. Now Norris gave us a few more years until he is finish reading his new Total Gym ad in the Bathroom.
"Chuck Norris just finished reading his ad"! cried Paul. Laura responded"we have only a few more weeks before he unlocks the bathroom door!
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The act of pissing in a chicks or your friends girlfriend's mouth followed up by a throat chop and an unholy roundhouse kick.
Hi Sally (Dan's girlfriend) close your eyes and open your mouth, I am going to treat you to a Chuck Norris Lemonade instead of a shot of tequila.
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An endorsement routinely given by Chuck Norris to radicial religous political nutcases for which Chuck should be ashamed of himself. He endorsed Mike Huckebee in the 2008 presidential election and now he is endorsing (I am not bullshiting here) Roy (ten commandments monument stuck up his ass) Moore in the 2010 Alabama governor's race. Eeeewwww!!!!!!! If you don't already know who this fucktard Roy Moore is, google him and see what you come up with.
Reverend Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church ran for governor of Kansas and; as expected, was Chuck Norris approved.
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To actually, care, or like the man so famously known as Chuck Norris. (sexually)
Dude, I have a confession to make, I have a Chuck Norris Fetish, Will you just kill me now?
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